commissioner chairmana retired cop who can never quite seem to stay retired. after all, "trouble lurks around ever corner!" is his motto. shoots first and asks questions later.

deputy andy-georgethe commissioner's clammy right-hand. he's constantly terrified, but loyal.

johnny and deluccitwo roommates who argue over everything.

shep rossa renowned painter with crippling anger issues.

chloeself-proclaimed queen of the universe.

joosechloe's right-hand, a loyal goose. like chloe, he enjoys causing property damage and evading law enforcement.

dr. doctor and sweet nursea pair of physicians who struggle to balance their careers with their fiery romantic affair.

cashiera disgruntled man just trying to get through his 9-to-5 as quickly as possible.

alienzwhile superior lifeforms, this trouble-making species was unfortunate enough to make life-long enemies of the commissioner and chloe.

flat stanleyafter narrowly surviving a deadly encounter with a fridge, stanley has embarked on a career as a motivational speaker.